Showing posts with label blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blog. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

12 - Fast Asleep

I’m hoping this ride will be less eventful than our first one, but I’ve been traveling with Kyle long enough to know better. Some might say he attracts trouble, but it’s actually the other way around. He has this compass that points to wherever he is needed. I’m still not sure how it works. René claims it’s magic, but I know better. There’s no such thing as magic. Everything has a perfectly rational, scientific explanation. We just haven’t discovered them all yet.
I look over and see Kyle is sound asleep. Looks like that compass hasn’t pointed to trouble yet. Good. Maybe I can get some rest. It’s been a crazy past couple of days.
René is still on a quest for some new and unusual snack food he’s never tried. I wonder what’s keeping him. Maybe he ran into girl and is trying to talk her into accepting his friend request.
Normally I’d describe him as a roustabout or goof off, but when something is important to him, I’ve never seen anyone more focused or more determined. Fortunately he occasionally deigns to find our current mission important, like our most recent affair in Califia. I hate to admit it, but I don’t think we would have been about to save so many lives if not for his expertise. If only he’d put even a fraction of that energy into something really important instead of the quest for a new kind of donut. But a snack actually sounds really good right now. Maybe I’ll go find him.
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Monday, May 12, 2014

10 - Transcontinental Bullet Train

Chapter II - Transcontinental Bullet Train

After our experience in Califia, I’ve decided to keep a journal of our adventures. I’ve always believed the old saying ‘Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it’, but now I am more convinced of it than ever. Without thorough documentation, we would have never been able to distribute the serum and cure millions of lives across the state. Who would have ever guessed I’d learn such an important lesson from René?
I thought about using a blog so others could read and benefit from our experiences, but then I thought back to one of the last things I said to our new friends: ‘The fewer people who know who we are, the easier our job is’. Right now anonymity is our ally, but that may not always be true, so I’ve created a private blog that can be read by invitation only. That way we remain under the radar, but it would be a simple matter to make it public. I guess I ought to clarify who we are.
My name is Brent Jakes. I was an accountant who discovered the Unified Field Theory, published it, and then was immediately ostracized by the scientific community. I still don’t know why. Now I work for Kyle who is also known as the Wandering Koala. He travels from place to place helping those who are at end of their rope. And then there’s René. Yeaaaah. Let’s just say there’s René.